napoleon dynamite

Deb

In a cast of awkward characters, Deb takes the cake. Dressed most often in pastel, this monotone sweetheart’s fashion sense is stuck in the ’80s with sideways ponytails and bangle bracelets. Perhaps after college she’ll earn a career that’s not selling handicrafts door-to-door, and update her wardrobe.

Uncle Rico

Former athlete Uncle Rico didn’t reach his goal of becoming an NFL superstar, but that doesn’t mean he has to stop throwing footballs, especially if it’s at his nephew Napoleon Dynamite. Though he’s moved on to a variety of get-rich-quick schemes, his tight bell bottoms and class ring suggest he’s still holding on to some aspect of his younger years.

Pedro Sanchez

After Pedro’s sweet mustache and bike impress Napoleon Dynamite, they become best of friends. Although Pedro is the quiet type, he boldly bakes a cake for the popular girl and runs for class president.

Napoleon Dynamite

You should probably take everything Napoleon says with a grain of salt because more than likely it’s not true. However, you can’t deny that the kid has a big heart, some entertaining dance moves, and cleans up rather well. His all brown suit with matching vest made him look rather dapper. Well, as long as you don’t pay attention to the green socks.

Kip Dynamite

Kip is Napoleon Dynamite’s older brother. At age 32, he lives with his grandmother and spends his days chatting online. He has big plans however, training to be a cage fighter and snagging an Internet babe in LaFawnduh.

Rex

In Napoleon Dynamite, Rex teaches rex kwon do, a self-defense training program that he developed over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. Bow to your sensei. BOW TO YOUR SENSEI!

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