In Bob’s Burgers, Felix Fischoeder (voiced by Zach Galifianakis) is Mr. Calvin Fischoeder’s younger brother who’s as equally eccentric as he is. Felix is responsible for Calvin’s missing eye though how this happened is unknown.

Bob Belcher is the owner and chef of Bob’s Burgers, a humble family-run restaurant. Although Bob’s cooking is excellent, the business suffers from all kinds of misfortunes, but it always bounces back with its Grand Re-Re-Openings.

Louise is the youngest of the Belcher family and thrives on conflict and adventure, even if it means endangering herself or her family. She has an odd sense of humor and is fond of slapping people. Though she periodically changes out of her green dress, she’s never seen without her trademark pink bunny hat on.

Mommie Dearest, better known as Joan Crawford, was a living nightmare for her children. Compulsively clean, the actress had a bizarre morning beauty regime the involved scrubbing her face with boiling hot water. While you may not want to dunk your face in rubbing alcohol, you can still achieve the Mommie Dearest look with a peel-off cucumber mask. Of course, we know the real reason you want to copy this style is because you want another excuse to scream “NO WIRE HANGERS.”

In Orange is the New Black, Galina “Red” Reznikov (Kate Mulgrew) runs the prison kitchen, not to mention a lot of the behind-the-scenes business. As a mother figure, she’ll take you under her wing, but if you cross her, you’ll be sent to bed without dinner.

Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, made headlines when she gave birth to octuplets in January 2009. What may not be known is that she already had six older children at the time. You got to hand it to her though, between juggling her time as a mother and as an adult entertainer, she somehow still manages to squeeze in her collagen injections.