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In Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special, singer Michael Bolton is tasked with encouraging couples to make love and make 75,000 babies, in order to clear the excess inventory of toys in Santa’s workshop. When all seems lost, he activates Peak ’90s Bolton, golden locks, denim suit, and all, which pushes the making babies count over the top.

Noire is the Phantom Thieves alter ego of Haru Okumura from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. She is a wealthy yet sheltered student at Shujin Academy who joins the Phantom Thieves after they steal her father’s heart and reform him. She specializes in grenades, axes, and psychic attacks with her Persona Milady.

In the Shining, a Stanley Kubrick film based on a novel by Stephen King, Jack Torrance’s son Danny is riding his big wheels through the hotel when he encounters creepy twin sisters. They are the ghosts of the Grady daughters (played by Lisa and Louise Burns), who were once murdered in the building.

Makoto Nijima is a playable character from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. A preppy teacher’s pet who is initially skeptical about the Phantom Thieves, she ends up joining them under the codename “Queen” after they help her out of yakuza debt.

Joker is the alter ego of player character Kurusu Akira from the visual novel JRPG Persona 5. He is a juvenile delinquent turned leader of the Phantom Thieves, a group of high school friends who seek to “steal the hearts” of wrongdoers and forcing them to repent for their sins.

Panther is the alter ego of Ann Takamaki from the JRPG Persona 5, a spinoff of the Shin Megami Tensei series. Panther is a fierce fighter for the Phantom Thieves who specializes in whips, submachine guns, and flame attacks with her Persona Carmen.

In Fairy Tail, Lucy Heartfilia is a Mage of the Fairy Tail Guild and a member of Team Natsu, like Natsu Dragneel. Lucy takes exceptional pride in her appearance and is very confident in her sex appeal, often exuding a certain amount of vanity.

Natsu Dragneel is a Mage of the Fairy Tail Guild, where he is a member of Team Natsu. He is the younger brother of Zeref Dragneel, having originally died 400 years ago, being subsequently revived as his brother’s most powerful Etherious: E.N.D. Natsu is also among the five Dragon Slayers sent to the future from four hundred years past, having an additional purpose in the assistance of the defeat of Acnologia.

In Die Hard, John McClane (Bruce Willis) is an NYPD police officer attending a Christmas work party in an LA skyscraper when Hans Gruber take everyone hostage. He goes John Wayne, or Roy Rogers, on everyone’s ass, stealthily working his way through the building and systematically killing Gruber’s henchmen. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

Ariana Grande is a singer and actress who made her debut on Nickelodeon’s Victorious and Sam & Cat. She started her musical career dressing modestly, but soon traded that in for crop tops, short skirts, and knee-high boots. She likes to accessorize with a long ponytail or bunny ears, like in the music video for the a capella version of “Dangerous Woman”.