Carbon Costume

Mario Batali is an American chef who specializes in Italian cuisine. He’s known for wearing his bright orange Crocs with everything. With that fashion sense, we’ll ask that he just stick to cooking.

In Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) is playing hooky to see the big city, and he’s taking his girlfriend Sloane, his buddy Cameron, and most importantly Cameron’s dad’s Ferrari along for the ride.

Seth (Jonah Hill) is an unpopular high school kid who gets invited to a party. He tries to boost his social standing by promising to bring alcohol. But before he can get his hands on some alcohol, he first has to get the cops to believe that McLovin’s ID is legit.

In Small Apartments, Franklin Franklin (Matt Lucas) is an overweight, hairless recluse who wears little more than tightey whiteys and a selection of wigs. The clogs and alphorn can be explained by his obsession with Switzerland. The rest of it, who knows?

SpongeBob SquarePants (voiced by Tom Kenny) works as a fry cook and lives in a pineapple under the sea. As befitting his appearance, he is a squeaky-clean square, annoying everyone around him with his cheerful optimism.

In SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke) is an overweight, dim-witted pink starfish. He’s unemployed, but works on occasion at Krusty Krab with his best friend SpongeBob.

As Batman’s sidekick, Robin helps defend Gotham against criminals like the Joker, Poison Ivy, and Catwoman. He later branches out on his own as Nightwing. Regardless of his superhero identity, he sticks to what he likes, which is a whole lot of spandex.

In Team Fortress 2, Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co, the company that supplies both RED and BLU mercenaries with their weapons. He’s a manly Australian who’s rarely seen in a shirt, let alone a necktie. The better to show off his Australia-shaped chest hair.