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The 12th Doctor
Peter Capaldi is the 12th incarnation of Doctor Who, accompanied by companion Clara Oswald. His silver hair and blue suit are a nice change from the head-to-toe browns of the previous doctors. If this $1400 coat is too hard on your wallet, try the items below!
Vin Diesel at the Guardians Premiere
At the European premiere of Guardians of the Galaxy in London, Vin Diesel did his best Groot impression, wearing stilts and donning an “I am Groot” shirt. We are all Groot, but some, like Vin, are more Groot than others.
Hotline Miami Biker
In Hotline Miami, Biker must battle Jacket, who like him has been receiving mysterious phone calls commanding him to perform brutal assassinations. Biker’s weapons of choice for these tasks are a meat cleaver and throwing stars.
Muscles Glasses
Muscles Glasses (Alex Perrault) shows you how to eat right in Epic Meal Time. His dietary staples include meat, more meat, and bacon covered meat all topped off with Jack Daniel’s.
Nick Fury
In the Avengers, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. He’s the one responsible for recruiting Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, and The Hulk to join forces to take on Loki. No biggie.
BoJack Horseman
BoJack Horseman (Will Arnett) is an anthropomorphic horse who starred in the ’90s sitcom Horsin’ Around. Since the show’s cancellation, he’s been bumming around with his freeloading roommate. He sees a tell-all memoir as his shot at recapturing his fame.
Hawkeye
In the Avengers, Clint Barton is Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), a master archer and an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Unlike teammates Captain America and The Hulk, he has absolutely no superpowers. But on the bright side, he’s been in a relationship with Black Widow.
Arthur Dent
In the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman) wakes to find that Earth is about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. He’s able to escape, just barely, with the help of extraterrestrial hitchhiker Ford Prefect and still dressed in his bathrobe.
