Carbon Costume Men
John Hammond
John Hammond had good intentions when he decided to resurrect dinosaurs but as we all know things didn’t go as planned. However, John did somehow manage to keep his clothes relatively white despite all of the chaos. If you’re bold enough to pull off an all white wardrobe, perhaps you’re also willing to test your craft skills and recreate John Hammond’s famous amber mosquito cane. Don’t worry, no one will expect you to clone a T-Rex.
Dr. Alan Grant
World renown paleontologist, Dr. Alan Grant, is passionate about his career but fashion, not so much. Fitting the stereotype of what you’d expect to see at an archaeological dig, Dr. Grant’s attire is logical and relatively easy to pull off. Of course, this look also gives you an excuse to wear a denim shirt without your friends making fun of you.
E. Honda
Edmond Honda, better known as E. Honda, is a professional sumo wrestler who’s featured in the video game Street Fighter. Honda’s signature move is the Hyaku Retsu Harite which literally translates to the Hundred Violent Sumo Hands but is more commonly referred to as the Hundred Hand Slap.
Hackus the Naughty Smurf
Hackus (voiced by J.B. Smoove) is a funny and physical Naughty, a smurf-like creation of the evil Gargamel. In The Smurfs 2, he teams up with Vexy to kidnap Smurfette. But he’s not all bad — more like shades of gray.
Roger Rabbit
Overly anxious and a lightweight when it comes to drinking, Roger Rabbit is the way to go if you’re into dressing like a cartoon rabbit. Not only do you get to pretend you have a bombshell wife but you also have an excuse to wear red overalls. Plus you can pretend your social anxiety is part of your character. Don’t forget to stutter!
Wolverine
Wolverine is everyone’s favorite Canadian comic book hero, usually portrayed by Hugh Jackman when he’s hugely jacked. He’s the grumpy member of the X-Men, due to the fact that he doesn’t know much more about his past than that his real name is Logan. You’ll have to supply your own adamantium skeleton on this one.
The Incredible Hulk
Bruce Banner was once a reserved physicist who got caught in the blast of a gamma bomb. Now when he’s angered, he turns into The Hulk. Though Banner often loses his cool, amazingly he never loses his pants when he transforms into his green alter ego. Unless you’re already built like The Hulk, you may want to consider enhancing your muscles with a muscle suit.
Homer Simpson
As if Homer Simpson needed an introduction. Homer like beer. Homer like donut. Homer like bacon. Homer hate Ned. That about covers it.
Vincent Vega
In Pulp Fiction, Vincent Vega is the hitman played by John Travolta. Vega is full of fast food trivia, can rock the short shorts, and when visiting Jack Rabbit Slim’s, catches a case of Saturday night fever.
