Posts by Tom

Frank Rossitano

On 30 Rock, Frank Rossitano is a writer for NBC’s TGS show. He’s sarcastic and childish, and all of it comes through in the catchphrases he wears on his hats and shirts.

Lazarus Redd

In Black Snake Moan, Lazarus Redd (Samuel L. Jackson) is a farmer and blues guitarist who’s left bitter and angry after his wife has an affair with his brother. When he comes across a wildly promiscuous Rae, he decides to do the proper thing by chaining her up and healing her of her sinful ways. Right.

Rae Doole from Black Snake Moan

In Black Snake Moan, Christina Ricci plays Rae Doole, a nymphomaniac held captive by a religious farmer who’s set on curing her of her sinful ways. As you might expect, she spends most of her time scantily clad in little more than chains, but she eventually trades them in for an old fashioned dress.

Travis Touchdown

In the video game No More Heroes, Travis Touchdown is a 20-something-year-old otaku, who spends his days collecting wrestling masks and watching anime. When he runs out of money to buy video games, he takes a job as a hitman.

Piper Chapman

Piper Chapman (Taylor Schilling) is a fish out of water at Litchfield prison. A white collar worker, she gets imprisoned when she’s caught transporting drug money for her dealer girlfriend. The uniform looks comfy, but I wouldn’t call orange the new black.

Pennsatucky

In Orange is the New Black, Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett (Taryn Manning) is a bible-thumper convicted of murder and locked up in Litchfield Prison. She has rotten teeth from years of meth abuse, but she did clean up nicely for the Christmas pageant.

Red

In Orange is the New Black, Galina “Red” Reznikov (Kate Mulgrew) runs the prison kitchen, not to mention a lot of the behind-the-scenes business. As a mother figure, she’ll take you under her wing, but if you cross her, you’ll be sent to bed without dinner.

Payday 2

Payday 2 is a first-person shooter game where you team up with other players to coordinate bank heists. To get one of these masks, you’ll need to find a collector’s edition of the game. Just don’t get any ideas about robbing someone for one.

Axe Cop

Axe Cop is a gruff police officer who prefers to wield a fireman’s axe while fighting crime. He’s married to his job, working the “always” shift by sleeping two minutes per day. His battle cry is straight and to the point: “I will chop your head off!”

Julie Grigio

In Warm Bodies, Julie Grigio (Teresa Palmer) is sent out from the zombie fort to find medical supplies. She’s promptly surrounded by zombies, but one of them named R rescues her. They gradually develop a love for each other, which makes R transform from the undead to the living. It’s just like in the old fairy tales.

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