Carbon Costume

As Steve Jobs changed the face of computing with the Macintosh, iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, his outfit always remained the same. Presented here are the exact same brands that filled the closet of the late, great Apple CEO.

Ernest P. Worrell, better known as Ernest Goes To…, is a bumbling but good-natured handyman. He was so popular in the 80’s that he was able to cross over from local TV commercials to a franchise spanning 10 films. It’s not too hard to replicate his outfit, but that face is another story. Knowhutimean?

In Superbad, Fogell (Christopher Mintz-Plasse) uses a fake ID to buy alcohol for a party. On the downside, the fake ID is not too subtle, issued by the state of Hawaii to a man named simply “McLovin”. On the upside, it makes a great accessory for his not too subtle “grown-up” clothes.

“Child, please!” Andre Nowzik is perhaps the most lovable member in The League. His buds always rag on him for his flashy taste, but we can’t help but love all those hats!

Following a 2nd place finish in the 2012 Summer Olympics, McKayla Maroney expressed a moment of disappointment, inspiring countless McKayla is Not Impressed macros. This set comes with both her silver and the team gold, for which she was reported to be mildly impressed.

The Morton Salt Umbrella Girl was created all the way back in 1914 and is still going strong today. For a long time now, it’s been considered one of the most famous logos. Still, if your outfit draws confused looks from young ones, you have your Morton salt on hand to show them.

Paulie Bleeker, played by George Michael Blu– err Michael Cera, is an awkward teen who harbors a long-time crush on Juno MacGuff and somehow manages to get her pregnant. His only vice is orange Tic Tacs, which admittedly are the best Tic Tacs of all.

Force and Sully, collectively known as The Green Men, are Vancouver Canucks fans who taunting opposing players as they sit in the penalty box. Against Tim Brent of the Toronto Maple Leafs, they used frozen waffles to great effect.

Juno (Ellen Page) is a whip-smart teen who discovers she’s pregnant, by Michael Cera no less, and must learn to handle the consequences. This outfit also works great if you can supply your own beer belly.

In Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, Captain Hammer is the arch-nemesis of Dr. Horrible and hero to the city. His super strength and good looks are topped only by his cockiness.