Carbon Costume Men
Peak ’90s Bolton
In Michael Bolton’s Big, Sexy Valentine’s Day Special, singer Michael Bolton is tasked with encouraging couples to make love and make 75,000 babies, in order to clear the excess inventory of toys in Santa’s workshop. When all seems lost, he activates Peak ’90s Bolton, golden locks, denim suit, and all, which pushes the making babies count over the top.
Joker from Persona 5
Joker is the alter ego of player character Kurusu Akira from the visual novel JRPG Persona 5. He is a juvenile delinquent turned leader of the Phantom Thieves, a group of high school friends who seek to “steal the hearts” of wrongdoers and forcing them to repent for their sins.
Natsu Dragneel
Natsu Dragneel is a Mage of the Fairy Tail Guild, where he is a member of Team Natsu. He is the younger brother of Zeref Dragneel, having originally died 400 years ago, being subsequently revived as his brother’s most powerful Etherious: E.N.D. Natsu is also among the five Dragon Slayers sent to the future from four hundred years past, having an additional purpose in the assistance of the defeat of Acnologia.
John McClane
In Die Hard, John McClane (Bruce Willis) is an NYPD police officer attending a Christmas work party in an LA skyscraper when Hans Gruber take everyone hostage. He goes John Wayne, or Roy Rogers, on everyone’s ass, stealthily working his way through the building and systematically killing Gruber’s henchmen. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Pimp Kramer
In the Seinfeld episode “The Wig Master”, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is lent the technicolor dreamcoat from a musical show. He flamboyantly pairs it with a large woman’s hat, walking cane, and pink Cadillac, which lead police to mistakenly conclude that he’s a pimp.
Vincent Brooks from Catherine
Vincent Brooks is the troubled protagonist of the puzzle video game Catherine, an offshoot of the Shin Megami Tensei Persona series. He is torn between the love of two women, Katherine and Catherine, and thrust into perverted nightmare worlds while trying to choose between them. Horns optional.
The Interrogator
In Legion, Clark is an Interrogator (Hamish Linklater) for the government’s Division 3. After suffering third degree burns to 40% of his body, he undergoes a lengthy recovery process before exacting revenge on David Haller and the Summerland mutants who scarred him.
Dexter
In Dexter’s Laboratory, Dexter is a boy genius who runs a secret laboratory. There he invents countless machines and conducts weird experiments, though his sister Dee Dee is always breaking in and destroying his work. His idol is Albert Einstein, and he speaks with a Russian accent, which is odd because the rest of his family has no such accent.
Andy DeMayo
Andy DeMayo is the cousin of Greg Universe
and the first cousin of Steven Universe once removed in the cartoon Steven Universe. He is initially hostile to the Gems, but grows to accept them into his family.
