Carbon Costume Men
John McClane
In Die Hard, John McClane (Bruce Willis) is an NYPD police officer attending a Christmas work party in an LA skyscraper when Hans Gruber take everyone hostage. He goes John Wayne, or Roy Rogers, on everyone’s ass, stealthily working his way through the building and systematically killing Gruber’s henchmen. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.
Pimp Kramer
In the Seinfeld episode “The Wig Master”, Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) is lent the technicolor dreamcoat from a musical show. He flamboyantly pairs it with a large woman’s hat, walking cane, and pink Cadillac, which lead police to mistakenly conclude that he’s a pimp.
Vincent Brooks from Catherine
Vincent Brooks is the troubled protagonist of the puzzle video game Catherine, an offshoot of the Shin Megami Tensei Persona series. He is torn between the love of two women, Katherine and Catherine, and thrust into perverted nightmare worlds while trying to choose between them. Horns optional.
The Interrogator
In Legion, Clark is an Interrogator (Hamish Linklater) for the government’s Division 3. After suffering third degree burns to 40% of his body, he undergoes a lengthy recovery process before exacting revenge on David Haller and the Summerland mutants who scarred him.
Dexter
In Dexter’s Laboratory, Dexter is a boy genius who runs a secret laboratory. There he invents countless machines and conducts weird experiments, though his sister Dee Dee is always breaking in and destroying his work. His idol is Albert Einstein, and he speaks with a Russian accent, which is odd because the rest of his family has no such accent.
Andy DeMayo
Andy DeMayo is the cousin of Greg Universe
and the first cousin of Steven Universe once removed in the cartoon Steven Universe. He is initially hostile to the Gems, but grows to accept them into his family.
The Slipnutz
They’re the Slipnutz and they’re slippin’ on nuts! Clownin’ around, and slippin’ on nuts! The Slipnutz are from the classic Late Night with Conan O’Brien skit The Slipnutz, where Conan mistakenly books a show for Slipnutz rather than heavy metal band Slipknot. The Slipnutz even opened for real life Slipknot at the Continental Arena in 2005.
Jack Baker From Resident Evil 7
Jack Baker is the head of the Baker Family, the antagonists of Resident Evil 7: Biohazard, He is a highly sadistic individual that stalks the player, murdering many over the years while under the influence of evil forces.
Jeff Hardy
Jeff Hardy is an American professional wrestler, singer-songwriter, painter and musician. He is currently signed to Ring of Honor, where he is one-half of the ROH World Tag Team Champions in his first reign.
