Men

McPoyles

The McPoyles cross a new level of creepy. They always look greasy. They wear their pajamas in public and they’re obsessed with milk. If you’re into making people uncomfortable then their style is the way to go. However, you may want to steer clear of that whole incest thing. That’s a little too in character.

Macklemore

Rapper Macklemore has an interesting fashion sense, favoring a mohawk, furs, and gold in his music video for Thrift Shop. But if you really want to replicate his look, head to the nearest Goodwil and wear whatever you get with the twenty dollars in your pocket.

Boondock Saints

In The Boondock Saints, twins Connor (Sean Patrick Flanery) and Murphy McManus (Norman Reedus) become vigilantes whose mission is to rid Boston of crime. Connor has a Veritas tattoo on his left hand, while Murphy has an Aequitas one on his right. You got that straight, right?

Il Duce

In The Boondock Saints, Papa Joe hires the feared hit-man Il Duce (played Billy Connolly) to eliminate the McManus brothers. Little does he know that Il Duce’s real name is Noah McManus. If you wanna be as well equipped as Il Duce, you’ll want to order several sets of belts, holsters, and of course, guns.

Sloth

In the Goonies, Sloth is one of the Fratelli brothers. Because of his deformities, he’s kept chained up by the rest of his criminal family. Fortunately, he’s freed and won over by Chunk with a Baby Ruth bar. Hey yoooou guysssss.

Rorschach

In Watchmen, Walter Joseph Kovacs assumes the identity of Rorschach, wearing a mask with constantly morphing ink blots. He’s a ruthless vigilante that sees the world as good and evil with no shades of gray, and will punish the evil at all costs.

The Punisher

Frank Castle is the Punisher, a vigilante willing to cross any boundaries in his fight against crime. After his family is brutally murdered by the mob, he wages an all out war by kidnapping, extorting, and torturing his way to justice.

Victor Quartermaine

Victor Quartermaine is a vain and arrogant hunter, who’s goal is to win Lady Tottington’s fortune in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit. He’s always seen wearing a safari jacket (though the biggest game he’s seen hunting is a rabbit) and a toupee that has a tendency to come off in various ways.

Minion

The minions are an army of mischievous creatures who do Gru’s bidding. They’re of unknown origin, although their strange appearance, odd behavior, and weird talk suggest they’re the result of a science experiment gone awry.

Vector

Victor “Vector” Perkins is voted the World’s #1 Supervillain after he steals the Great Pyramid of Giza in Despicable Me. For the record, it’s a warmup suit, they are NOT pajamas. Despite his dweeby look, Vector is a major thorn in Gru’s side. Vector’s his name because he commits crimes with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah!

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