Carbon Costume

In Team Fortress 2, Soldier is a fanatical, jingoistic American war machine hellbent on taking down the bad guys. Armed with a rocket launcher and shotty, what he lacks for in brain cells, Soldier makes up for with star spangled guts.

In Team Fortress 2, the Pyro is a pyromaniac who has a burning passion for setting things on fire with his flamethrower and flare guns. He’s also a raving lunatic, living in a candy-colored fantasy land populated with unicorns and rainbows known as Pyroland.

In Team Fortress 2, the Medic is the healing class of the team. Of Germanic origin, he has a tenuous adherence to medical ethics, and is enthusiastic about performing doctor-assisted homicide.

In Team Fortress 2, Saxton Hale is the CEO of Mann Co, the company that supplies both RED and BLU mercenaries with their weapons. He’s a manly Australian who’s rarely seen in a shirt, let alone a necktie. The better to show off his Australia-shaped chest hair.

In Team Fortress 2, Miss Pauling (voiced by Ashly Burch) is assistant to the Administrator, and performs various administrative duties such as background checks, supply orders, and murders. Scout has taken a shine to Miss Pauling, which she does her best to ignore.

In Team Fortress 2, the Scout is your typical messenger: quick, snarky, and a lot tougher than he appears. He likes to inflict damage with his baseball bat and escape before the opponent knows what hit him.

In Team Fortress 2, the Spy often finds himself behind enemy lines but stays cool under pressure. He uses disguises, fakes his own death, and even turns invisible, all for a chance to backstab his enemies.