Posts by Real Human Bean
Shinji Ikari is the protagonist of the classic anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion. He is the fourteen year old who becomes the pilot for EVA Unit 0-1 after a cataclysmic event wiped out half of humanity. Suffering from numerous mental issues and abuse, Shinji struggles to become the heor expected of him. Shinji mug and Pen^2 plush optional.
Freddie is a fan favorite from the cult classic anime, manga, and live-action movie Cromartie High School. He is the manliest student in all of Cromartie, but since he’s mute no one knows anything about him. Kamiyama names him “Freddie” due to his resemblance to Freddie Mercury.
Kintaro Oe is the protagonist of the anime/manga series Golden Boy. He is a college dropout who mastered the curriculum of Tokyo University Department of Law and looks for oddjobs in Japan to “study”. Along the way he encounters numerous women whom lust for him, but he chooses to pursue study rather than selfish physical pleadures. Since he goes through many costumes, we will focus on his episode 1 default appearance.
Krampus is a supernatural entity from German folklore and the titular main antagonist of the 2015 Christmas horror-comedy film of the same name. Krampus is an evil version of Santa Claus who punishes naughty people on Christmas.
Howard Langston, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, is the protagonist of the classic family Christmas film Jingle All the Way. He is a workaholic who struggles to give his son what he wants most for Christmas, a rare Turbo-Man action figure, on Christmas Eve. You may either get the blue or red checkered shirt depending on which appearance.
Marv (Daniel Stern) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.
Willie T. Soke, AKA Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thorton), is the alcoholic sex driven protagonist of the classic adult Christmas comedy film Bad Santa. He is a professional thief who disguises himself as Santa Claus to rob malls during the holidays.
Harry (Joe Pesci) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.
Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.
Meryl Silverburgh is one of the main characters of Metal Gear Solid 1 and Guns of the Patriots. She helps Solid Snake during the Shadow Moses incident and commands the Rat Patrol Team 01 of the CID During the Guns of the Patriots Incident and later becomes the wife of Johnny Sasaki.