Posts by Real Human Bean
Willie T. Soke, AKA Bad Santa (Billy Bob Thorton), is the alcoholic sex driven protagonist of the classic adult Christmas comedy film Bad Santa. He is a professional thief who disguises himself as Santa Claus to rob malls during the holidays.
Harry (Joe Pesci) is one-half of the Wet Bandits, the villains from Home Alone. They try to rob the McCallister home during Christmas, not knowing Kevin has prepared traps for them. Injuries optional.
Blank Banshee is a Canadian musician and one of the pioneers of the vaporwave movement. His real name along with many of his personal details remain unknown and he often appears masked live and in photos. He has gained much Internet fame for his vaporwave music albums and unique artwork.
Meryl Silverburgh is one of the main characters of Metal Gear Solid 1 and Guns of the Patriots. She helps Solid Snake during the Shadow Moses incident and commands the Rat Patrol Team 01 of the CID During the Guns of the Patriots Incident and later becomes the wife of Johnny Sasaki.
David S. Pumpkins is a character played by Tom Hanks in Saturday Night live. He is an enigmatic man who terrorizes guests on a haunted elevator attraction. He’s backed by two dancing skeleton cronies. He’s gonna scare the hell out of YOU! Be sure to trim the wig. Act fast, as the pumpkin suit is quickly selling out and it’s unknown when it will be back in stock.
The Spirit is a fictional masked crimefighter created by cartoonist Will Eisner. He’s a masked vigilante who fights crime with the blessing of the city’s police. I recommend finding a way to make your tie stick out to the side, probably by putting a wire into it.
Aaron Boone is the protagonist of Clive Barker’s cult classic fantasy/horror film Nightbreed, based on his novel Cabal. Suffering from nightmares of monsters, he discovers an underground city called Midian, and he is reborn a monster. Now he must protect this world and become its new leader, Cabal.
Yoshikage Kira is the main villain of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable. He is a serial killer who uses his power Killer Queen to murder young women and use their hands for his fetishes. Sheer Heart Attack figure and Duwang sandwich optional.
Old Joseph Joestar is one of the main characters of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 3: Stardust Crusaders. He is the grandfather of protagonist Jotaro Kujo and an aged version of Joseph from Part 2: Battle Tendency. He joins Jotaro and co. on the quest to kill DIO and save his daughter, using his Stand Hermit Purple to help his allies in combat and support. Polaroid camera, Iggy plush, and purple pipe cleaners for Hermit Purple optional
They Live is an action horror film from John Carpenter in which a drifer finds out a large percentage of the American population who hold power are actually aliens, and that all written text really say subliminal messages such as “OBEY” or “STAY ASLEEP”. Best done in groups. Recommended you make an “OBEY” picket sign.