Posts by Real Human Bean

Simple Jack

Simple Jack is a character played by Tugg Speedman (Ben Stiller) in the movie-within-a-movie for Tropic Thunder, “Simple Jack”. Tugg Speedman faced harsh critical reception for Simple Jack, it being called one of the worst movies ever made. It tarnishes his reputation, causing him to fall into a crisis. Horse brush optional.

Caliban from Logan

Caliban (Stephen Merchant) is a mutant from the X-Men film series and in Logan is an ally to Wolverine. He helps foster Charles Xavier, but in the past, his power of tracking Mutants was used to eliminate most of them. He cannot be exposed to sunlight or else he burns horrifically.

The Thin White Duke

The Thin White Duke, like the better known Ziggy Stardust, was one of David Bowie’s personas, featured in his album Station to Station. He’s a sharply dressed individual known for throwing darts in lovers’ eyes.

Bedtime Charlie Kelly From Always Sunny

Charlie Kelly is one of the main characters of the comedy series It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Charlie is the illiterate co-owner at Paddy’s and a childhood friend of Mac and Dennis. He is also Frank’s roommate and possibly his biological son. He’s considered to be the most beloved character in the series. He’s had numerous costumes, so this guide will deal with his bedtime/lounge look which is prevalent in many episodes. Silver food spray optional for “The Nightman” Charlie. Fake poop also optional for “Who Pooped the Bed” Charlie.

Content Cop

Content Cop is the persona for Ian Carter, AKA idubbz, for his YouTube series of the same name in which he attempts to police YouTube by exposing subpar YouTubers.

Diavolo

Diavolo is the main antagonist of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo. He is a cocaine addicted mafia kingpin with schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder. His paranoia makes him hide from everyone, even his gang. This makes him an enigmatic and horrifying figure. With his Stand King Crimson, he can delete nine seconds from happening, effecting making him impossible to kill, so it seems. Be sure to cut the shirt and pants accordingly and add his green spots to the wig. For his coattails, I’d recommend making them out of the fishnet from some stockings.

JoeysWorldTour

JoeysWorldTour is an infamous YouTube amateur food reviewer known for his grossness in eating and his weird and loud catchphrases (such as “I’M BYYYYYYYYYYYYYACK” or “WOO WOO WOO WOOOOOO!!”). He is often seen wearing Mickey Mouse ears and either a plain blue shirt or a personalized JoeysWorldTour shirt. Nutella/wasabi smeared on face optional.

Tucker From Danger 5

Tucker is one of the main characters of the Australian cult classic TV series Danger 5. He is the straight edge and by the books member of the team, but also the most weak. For bigger comedic effect, try printing out your own “Sensible Chuckle” magazine cover and paste it over an existing one.

John Wick

John Wick is the protagonist of the John Wick series as well as a playable character in the team based heist game Payday 2. For this look, you can either go with his three-piece black suit or tactical black turtleneck. A former hitman, he returns to killing after his dog is murdered by Russian mobsters shortly after his wife’s death.

Kaworu Nagisa

Kaworu Nagisa is the 5th Child and seventeenth Angel from the anime Neon Genesis Evangelion and its films The End of Evangelion and Rebuild. He is introduced as a potential love interest Shinji Ikari, but plots to break into NERV and unite with Adam. Despite only appearing two episodes before end of the series, he’s become one of the most iconic and beloved characters in all of anime.