Nedward “Ned” Flanders Jr. is next-diddly-door neighbors with the Simpsons. He’s a highly devout Christian who annoys Homer with his perfect family, his goody two-shoes kindness, and his stupid sexy body.

Ever since Bart Simpson mooned the doctor in a sonogram, he’s been the troublemaking, underachieving, rebellious son of the Simpsons family. He’ll just tell you to eat his shorts, which haven’t been changed in twenty odd years.

Sherri and Terri are twin sisters in Mrs. Krabappel’s class that nobody, not even their parents, can tell apart. They like to give others, especially Bart Simpson, a hard time. Like many twins, they speak a secret language and wish they could combine into a single body.

Patty and Selma Bouvier are Marge Simpson’s spinster twin sisters who share a fondness for cigarettes and a disdain for Homer, which they never fail to remind him of.

Maggie Simpson is the baby of the family. She hasn’t learned to talk yet, which might be due to all the times she’s tripped on her onesie and fallen on her face. It might also explain her violent streak, which includes threatening her rival Gerald and shooting Mr. Burns.

As if Homer Simpson needed an introduction. Homer like beer. Homer like donut. Homer like bacon. Homer hate Ned. That about covers it.