Carbon Costume Men
Brawny Man
Brawny Man is the manliest of the major paper towel brands. But he got a makeover a few years back and cleaned up his image. So if you wanna go full brawny like back in the 70s, you’ll want to grow out your hair, wear a mustache, and show a little chest.
Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods is without a doubt the most recognizable golfer in the history of the sport. And even with injuries and controversies slowing him down, he remains the most popular. When that red shirt isn’t prowling the final round, you just know it’s gonna be a snorefest.
Buddy the Elf
Buddy the Elf (Will Ferrell) has quickly become a fan favorite. If he’s not enjoying syrup and other sugary treats, you can find him reveling in his favorite activity, smiling. This lovable human-turned-elf brings joy to our hearts and a smile to our faces each and every year.
Charlie Brown
Our favorite lovable loser, Charlie Brown, never fails to put a smile on our faces and warmth in our hearts. Along with his best pal Snoopy, Charlie tries his best at everything he does but comes up just short of accomplishment. One thing he’s great at though is being a great friend, which is why everyone loves Charlie Brown.
Stewie Griffin
Stewie Griffin is a one-year-old evil mastermind who is obsessed with killing his mother, Lois, and with world domination. Despite his genius, he is still a kid at heart and likes watching the Teletubbies and having tea parties with his teddy bear Rupert.
Lloyd Christmas
In Dumb and Dumber, Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carrey) is a limo driver with a bowl haircut and chipped tooth who dreams of opening a store that sells worm farms. We’re pretty sure he’s the dumber.
Raleigh St. Clair
In The Royal Tenenbaums, Raleigh St. Clair is the meek and mild-mannered husband of Margot Tenenbaum. As a renown neurologist, he’s written the book on test subject and life companion Dudley Heinsbergen.
John Redcorn
In King of the Hill, John Redcorn III is Dale Gribble’s neighbor. A licensed new age healer, he frequently visits Dale’s wife Nancy and cures her of her “headaches”. On a related note, John Redcorn bears a striking resemblance to Dale and Nancy’s son Joseph.
Jake from State Farm
If you’re significant other is whispering sweet nothings on the phone at three in the morning, fear not. That’s just Jake from State Farm. Sure, he’s got khakis on and a husky voice, but he’s beautiful that way.
