Carbon Costume

Some might know him best as Ferris Bueller’s unimpressed teacher. But a whole generation of children grew up knowing Ben Stein as the voice of the ever unimpressed Head Pixie. If it’s not dull, bland, and boring, he isn’t happy. And when that happens it’s bad news for Wanda, Cosmo, and Timmy.

H.P.’s look is pretty easy to get (and, as an added bonus, full of pieces that can be used for daily wear or with other cosplays) with the exception of his hat. Because it’s so unique you will have to DIY it. Cut a two grey stars out of softer, lightweight felt. Glue them together with a thin, piece of clear plastic between them. Then take flexible grey foam and shape it into a cone large enough to wear as a hat. Glue the edges down with hot glue, making sure to leave a small hole at the top of the cone. Stick the end of the plastic rod into the hole and adjust the height of the star over the hat. Trim off most of the excess inside but leave a small amount to anchor with hot glue. Fill the remaining space around the plastic rod with hot glue. Finally, take a dark grey marker and draw on the swirls around the bottom of his cap.

Once you’ve got the hat, the rest of his costume is fairly straight forward. Fake eyebrows give you something close to the white bars that H.P. sports while small wings, fake glasses and white hair spray take care of your hair and accessories. Finish off the look with a grey suit, white button down, black tie, and black shoes. If you want purple contacts to really go all-in, make sure that you get them through an eye doctor. If they’re not properly fitted to your eye shape, cosmetic contacts can do serious damage.

Juandissimo Magnifico is a minor, recurring villain in Nickelodeon’s The Fairly OddParents. Voiced by Carlos Alazraqui, he is the Hispanic fairy god-parent of Remy Buxaplenty. He is incredibly vain, frequently ripping off his shirt and singing about his sexiness. Although they are ex-lovers, Juandissimo is still smitten with Wanda and therefore jealous of Cosmo.

“Tell me I’m pretty!” Trixie Tang is a minor character in Nickelodeon’s The Fairly Odd Parents. She is the prettiest, most popular girl at Dimmsdale Elementary School, and Timmy Turner has a giant crush on her. When his fairy godparents turn him into a girl, Timmy learns that Trixie actually enjoys boyish activities such as reading comics. When Timmy wishes to be alone with Trixie, she becomes deranged and obsessed with getting attention.

Doug Dimmadome is a minor recurring character in The Fairly OddParents. He’s the owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome as well as other businesses and properties in Dimmsdale. His ten gallon cowboy hat comically gets larger with appearance. Sometimes he’s portrayed as an antagonist. His catchphrase, spoken with a Southern drawl, is: “I’m Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome!”

“Go to bed, twerp!” Vicky is an antagonist in Nickelodeon’s Fairly Odd Parents. Ruthless and sadistic, she is Timmy Turner’s evil babysitter. To get revenge for her constant torture, Timmy relies on his fairy god parents, Cosmo and Wanda. She appears in most all the movie specials as his main rival. Chip Skylark writes a song about her, titled “Icky Vicky.” While the song describes her as “a fire breathing dragon in a pair of black jeans,” you can replace the jeans with black leggings. You can crop the t-shirt and wear pink contacts for added accuracy.

In the Fairly Oddparents, Jorgen Von Strangle is the strongest fairy in Fairy World and as commander of all fairies, enforces da rules. Jorgen is extremely macho, and one of the few fairies without wings, which we believes to be too girly.

Born to negligent parents and cursed with an evil babysitter, miserable Timmy Turner is granted the guardianship of two fairy god parents, Cosmo Julie Cosma and Wanda Venus Fairywinkle-Cosma, who grant his every wish in Fairly Odd Parents.

In The Fairly OddParents, Anti-Wanda is the Anti-Fairy counterpart of Wanda Fairywinkle-Cosma. She’s so dim-witted that she foils Anti-Cosmo’s plans without even realizing it. For this costume, leave your shoes at home so that you can eat with your feet just like she does.