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Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the co-creator and spokesman of Flex Seal Products, including Flex Tape, Flex Seal, and Flex Shot. He is not a fan of boats, frequently sawing them in half while yelling his catchphrase “Now that’s a lotta damage!” Many speculate that he is the second coming of Billy Mays.

It’s a Bully

In Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Bully is a poorly modeled man with a round orange torso and blue cylindrical limbs who stands still blocking the hallways, because every good school needs a good bully. Use the thought bubble to write “THIS IS A BULLY” beside your head.

Rather Dashing from Peasant's Quest

Rather Dashing

In the Peasant’s Quest game and movie, Rather Dashing (Matt Chapman) is a peasant who wears shorts. His mission in life is to seek revenge against Trogdor, the dragon that burninated his thatch-roof cottage, and return peace to the countryside of Peasantry. Strong Bad enjoys playing the game, but ends up killing rather during the intro.

7 Grand Dad

7 Grand Dad

7 Grand Dad is an infamous bootleg NES game based on a pirated version of The Flintstones: The Rescue of Dino and Hoppy, marketed in Russia as Super Mario 7. Due to the absurd nature of the game, it became a running joke on Vinesauce Joel streams, and later SiIvaGunner videos.

Carl from The Aquabats

Carl from The Aquabats

On The Aquabats Super Show, Carl is an enemy in cahoots with Cobra Man. He has a magic staff and runs the circus where Cobra Man lived and worked. Carl uses the magic stick for all his doing, but he is no good at hand to hand combat.

Pokemon Trainer from Super Smash Bros Ultimate

Pokémon Trainer from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate

In Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Pokémon Trainer is a playable character who has more than a passing resemblance to Ash Ketchum. He can interchangeably battle with his three pokemon Squirtle, Ivysaur, and Charizard.

Filename2 from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning

Filename2

Filename2 is a corrupted character from Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning. He can only be found in Baldi’s Office after fulfilling the requirements for the secret ending and can be heard in the normal end screen. He appears to be a T-posing set of clothes, hair, and eyes. He wears a blue set of jeans and a red T-Shirt. He claims that he is corrupted and warns The Protagonist to never tell anyone about the game, close it, and never play it again.

Strong Sad from Homestar Runner

Strong Sad

In Homestar Runner, Strong Sad is the brother of Strong Bad and Strong Mad. He has a large gray body that sounds like an inflated rubber ball when hit, and large elephantine feet that he calls soolnds, which would fetch a pretty penny from poachers.

Principal of the Thing from Baldi's

Principal of the Thing

In Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, the Principal of the Thing is the head of Here School. He dislikes when students break the rules like running in the halls. He’ll roam the halls and monitor for any rule-breakers to immediately send to detention, making it easier for Baldi to catch up to you.

Baldi

Baldi

In Baldi’s Basics in Education and Learning, Baldi is a teacher at Here School who loves challenging his students with fun trivia problem whenever he can! Each time you find a notebook, you’ll have to answer some questions. Answer all three correctly, and you will earn a prize! Find all 7 notebooks, and then exit the school to win! But get a question wrong, and Baldi’s smile will quickly turn into a frown.