Carbon Costume Posts by Tom
Steve Holt
Like so many girls, Maebe Funke has a crush on Steve Holt, star quarterback and third-year senior. It isn’t long before Maebe’s mother Lindsay develops feelings for him too. Little do they know that he might be their cousin/nephew. Steve Holt!
Chad Feldheimer
In Burn After Reading, Brad Pitt plays Chad Feldheimer, a hyper, half-wit personal trainer at Hardbodies Gym. He finds a computer disc in the locker room and is sure it’ll change his life. He’s definitely right about that…
The Ambiguously Gay Duo
Ace and Gary are the Ambiguously Gay Duo! Every night, they get stuck in tight situations together while crossing swords with supervillain Bighead. What’s everybody looking at?
Stuart Larkin
Stuart Douglas Larkin is a creepy, overgrown little boy played by MAD TV’s Michael McDonald. He has frequent temper tantrums, which can cross over into his “dark place” on occasion.
T-Bone
T-Bone is George Bluth’s cellmate. When he’s released from prison, George hires him to do some side work on the outside, like manning the banana stand, among other jobs. As they say, there’s always money in the banana stand.
American Psycho Patrick Bateman
Christian Bale plays Patrick Bateman, a wealthy investment banker whose life revolves around superficial excesses like restaurants and fashion. He leads a double life as a serial killer, but it’s his obsession with Huey Lewis & the News that truly makes him an American psycho.
Buster Bluth
In Arrested Development, Buster was and continues to be the baby of the Bluth family. He enjoys giving backrubs to his mother Lucille, having photo shoots in matching outfits with his mother, and dating women named Lucille who are his mother’s age.
Lindsay Bluth Fünke
In Arrested Development, Lindsay Bluth Fünke (Portia de Rossi) is the unsupportive wife of Tobias Fünke and the ungrateful twin sister of Michael Bluth. She supports cause célèbres and wears questionable attire, if only to be the center of attention.
Sorceress from Dragon’s Crown
In Dragon’s Crown, the Sorceress can mix potions, control skeletons, and even turn foes into harmless frogs. But she turns heads most for her controversial proportions, which take Lara Croft to the third power.
