Carbon Costume

…NO MA’AM (National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood/Numb Old Men Anxiously Awaiting Morticians) was an anti-feminist group from the classic sitcom Married…With Children. It was founded by Al Bundy in response to Women’s Bowling Night replacing the Men’s, and the nudie bar being turned into a Women’s Coffee House. Perfect costume for a group of bros….

…c paint. Finish your look with a floral scarf and maroon flats….

…The Joker’s Henchmen are hired thugs who plan an elaborate heist to rob the Gotham National Bank. They’re excited about splitting the reward, even if it mean splitting it six ways, however Bozo has other plans in mind….

…ting paper clips and bottle caps (especially the rare Figgy Fizz), consuming oatmeal, and studying pigeons. While Ernie’s best companion outside of Bert is Rubber Duckie, Bert has his pet pigeon, Bernice. True to his detail-oriented, organized mind, Bert is president of the National Association of W Lovers. Unfortunately for Bert, his nose has come off of his face on a number of occasions….

…er in the anime/manga series Fullmetal Alchemist. She used to work for the National Central Library, before being fired for reading instead of working. The Elric brothers then went to her for research help, where it was revealed that she has a photographic memory and was able to recreate any book she had read prior. Sheska has short, messy mouse brown hair, with dark greyish black eyes that she wears half frame round grey glasses over. She wears a…

…At The Masters, a prestigious golf tournament held at Augusta National Golf Club in Georgia, caddies are required to wear green caps and white boiler suits. This unique practice harkens back to tradition, when the host club would assign their own caddies to professional golfers. The uniform includes a Masters patch on the left chest, a number on the right, and the last name of the caddy’s player on the back….

…aptain, there’s no reason you shouldn’t! Especially on August 16, National Rum Day. Most of the pieces of his costume are pretty easy to find and can be mixed into other period costumes for an added bonus! The first thing you need is a red and gold pirate hat. Under that you’ll want a long black wig and a black goatee. A red and gold pirate’s coat, white shirt with a ruffed collar, brown leather bandolier, and blue collared cloak make up the top h…

…a second thought to the VMA Awards was the bizarre show put on by Miley Cyrus (see costume) and Robin Thicke (see costume). 4. The Walking Dead If you’re trick-or-treating with your bro, you could go as brothers Daryl (see costume) and Merle Dixon (see costume). The only thing more badass than that crossbow is a freakin’ machete for an arm. 3. The Last of Us The lone representative from gaming, but a damn fine one. Joel (see costume) and Ellie (s…

Originally a Viking child encountered by the 12th Doctor on the BBC series Doctor Who, Ashildr (Maisie Williams) became immortal after the Doctor resurrected her from death. She took advantage of her immortality, traveling the world and assuming many aliases – so many that she eventually took the simple name “Me”. She lives to the end of time and then, due to the wonderfully pliable time laws of Doctor Who, encounters the Doctor once again. This…

…Half-ninja and the fourth evil ex of Ramona Flowers, Roxie Richter (Mae Whitman) embraces the line between industrial goth and lazy ninja. Dressed in all black, save for the silver belt and red lipstick, you can easily steal her look from a trip to Hot Topic and that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Although, you may have to put holes in the tights yourself. Bonus points if you can do it while disappearing in a cloud of smoke….