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Hellboy

Hellboy (Ron Perlman), real name Anung Un Rama, is a demon summoned to earth by Nazi occultists. Don’t let his horns, red skin, tails and cloven hooves fool you. He’s well meaning and actually has a sense of humor.

Muscles Glasses

Muscles Glasses (Alex Perrault) shows you how to eat right in Epic Meal Time. His dietary staples include meat, more meat, and bacon covered meat all topped off with Jack Daniel’s.

Nick Fury

In the Avengers, Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson) is the director of S.H.I.E.L.D. He’s the one responsible for recruiting Captain America, Thor, Iron Man, and The Hulk to join forces to take on Loki. No biggie.

Korra

In the Legend of Korra, Korra is the latest incarnation of the Avatar, a semi-divine being capable of bending all four elements of nature, though she is originally a waterbender. She’s also headstrong and not one to shy away from a good fight.

Nightwing

Dick Grayson adopts the identity of Nightwing after outgrowing his position as Batman’s sidekick Robin. Like his mentor, Nightwing’s parents were murdered by a mobster in Gotham when he was just a young boy.

Babydoll

In Sucker Punch, Babydoll (Emily Browning) is sent to the Lennox House for the Mentally Insane when her abusive stepfather blames her for her sister’s death. Scheduled to be lobotomized, she enters a fantasy world where she encounters the rest of the Sucker Punch crew.

BoJack Horseman

BoJack Horseman (Will Arnett) is an anthropomorphic horse who starred in the ’90s sitcom Horsin’ Around. Since the show’s cancellation, he’s been bumming around with his freeloading roommate. He sees a tell-all memoir as his shot at recapturing his fame.

Tan Mom

Patricia Krentcil, better known as Tan Mom, made headlines in 2012 when she was accused of taking her child to a tanning salon. If you’re looking to achieve that same glowing hue, we’d recommend several cans of the spray-on tanner.

Hawkeye

In the Avengers, Clint Barton is Hawkeye (Jeremy Renner), a master archer and an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Unlike teammates Captain America and The Hulk, he has absolutely no superpowers. But on the bright side, he’s been in a relationship with Black Widow.

Arthur Dent

In the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman) wakes to find that Earth is about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. He’s able to escape, just barely, with the help of extraterrestrial hitchhiker Ford Prefect and still dressed in his bathrobe.

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